This is the only modern version of Cap that’s thoroughly reprehensible, OOC and a dick.

This is the only modern version of Cap that’s thoroughly reprehensible, OOC and a dick.

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Reblog if you like an actor twice your age






Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

most of the actors twice my age are dead. 

Are there any actors over 100?

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Don’t you mean “Agents of previously S.H.I.E.L.D.”?

Don’t you mean “Agents of previously S.H.I.E.L.D.”?

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Tonight on Agents of W.T.H.J.H.

What The Hell Just Happened?


i understood that reference

I laughed out loud n the cinema.

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Advice to Marvel


Alright guys, if Grant Ward is going to be evil, and I mean really evil not brainwashed or a double agent…

Go big or go home.

I want Ward to be a fucking violent sociopath and viciously killing people because it’s fun. I want the other agents of Hydra to be like “Damn, this guy is fucking evil.” I want everyone to tremble at the mention of his name. I want him to torture people even though they have already given him the information. I want Garrett to be fucking terrified of the monster he set loose on the world.

And if we keep up the SkyeWard thing. I want it to be used to make him scarier. I want him to make creepy phone calls to her in the middle of the night telling her how much he loves her and how everything he does is for her and I want him to make crazy fucking shrines to her. I want him to bump people off that even try to flirt with her. I want him doing crazy things like keeping locks of her hair and shit. I want her to be so fucking scared of him she can’t sleep alone so she has to bunk with May.

And when they take him down, I want it to be a SHIELD and HYDRA joined effort because even HYDRA thinks he needs to be put down.

Then I want him in a padded room in a straight jacket with him laughing maniacally at the ceiling.

But you know it won’t last because he is still Grant Ward.

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and one more thing after that ep


um guys, doesn’t Ward have all the super-secret info on what Coulson’s team’s been up to in a hard drive in his pocket?

Yes, yes he does. Isn’t that just going to be mega-fun?</sarcasm>

That’s fab. Excellent headcanon and the kind of thing Darcy would do for those she loves.

Exactly. Darcy believes in Jane’s work and if she can help, why not.

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Who’s paying?

"I will accompany the Lady Darcy on her shopping quest"

Thor’s words were so enthusiastic and reminiscent of Puente Antiguo that Darcy couldn’t help but frown for a second. He had stopped with the ridiculous “Lady” thing a while ago, so why should he start again? She’d probably find out.

After a quick trip through Tesco they had taken a break at a little coffee shop — and wasn’t Darcy glad that her favourite form of caffeine preparation had finally reached England — and Thor turned untypically serious. 

"L– er, Darcy, I would like to ask you a question and will apologize in advance if I offend."

Darcy raised an eyebrow. She raised a hand. “No problem, big guy, it takes a lot of work to offend me and as long as you don’t bring up threesomes we’re good.”

Thor smiled. “I promise.” He turned serious again.

"Darcy, you call Jane your boss, right?"

Darcy nodded.

"Again, I hope not to offend, but should not usually the boss pay her employees? I have noticed that all payments that go out are made in your name. For one I am curious, as this does not seem to be typical and I also want to make sure you are not taken advantage of."

"Ah," said Darcy with a smile. "No, I’m not being scammed. Even if interns aren’t really paid in a lot of places. But yeah, me paying is a little unorthodox." Darcy fiddled with her napkin. 

"Look, I am a bit rich. Not Stark-type rich, but I have a decent trust fund that pays 10K a month."

Thor frowned for a moment trying to estimate the value of that, so she helped him out. “It’s about 5 to 10 times the money most people have in a month, so if I spend wisely, it’s not hard to keep Jane going with that. And for me, a) I like Jane, b) I think she’s doing interesting and important stuff even if I don’t get every detail and c) I’d rather pay for it than be dependent on some spook agency. I mean the whole S.H.I.E.L.D. thing didn’t really work out well. To make things short: Yeah, I’m paying for the whole thing because I want to, it’s a lot more interesting than the usual rich kid fuck-your-way-through-europe post grad binge and I’m happy because I can do what I want.”

Darcy patted Thor’s cheek with a smile. “So don’t worry, I’m doing exactly what I want and I’m having fun. Now let’s get the food back to science central.”


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